Im wearing a yellow tank top and burgandy bikini bottoms. i show the eggs, they are light blue because i boiled them in blue dye to warm them up. this is my first time smashing eggs so im a bit nervous but i get ready and kiss the egg. i smash the first egg on my head after a few attempts at breaking the egg. i decide to crack the egg before i smash them. i smash the second egg on my chest, its really warm and gooey. i rub it around. the next egg goes on my stomach and down my bikini bottoms, i rub it around, its so messy. i smash another egg on my head, it oozes down my face and i rub it around, getting it all in my hair. lastly i smash an egg on my chest, it runs down my top and down to my bikini bottoms, i squeeze my top and more egg runs down my bottoms. i rub the egg all over and dance around. im an eggy mess. i then rinse it all off in the shower.