A fluke is what it was when a particular friend popped up online on Lush. Let's call him J--'J' standing for 'Just-another-bastard'. Although, he told me in no uncertain terms when I asked about giving him a moniker of my choosing for this public description, that he feels more like Just-another-bitch-fucking-bastard. Regardless, he's a bastard.

Being summer, I was in my natural state--stark naked. I'd sent J a few clips of myself covered in custard creams. Apparently he wanted to watch them right now before bed (time zone differences), so in exchange for J's horny, well-crafted one-handed live commentary about what a trollop I am while smearing myself in custard like thick bukkake jizz, I agreed to watch it together with him, and I couldn't help but grab some yogurt to make it all the more visceral. It didn't sound like it would be anymore than a tease on my end, but it devolved quickly from me getting progressively hornier from an intimate fuck-friend stroking his thick cock to my video while watching and listening to the same video, to dousing myself with yogurt like thick, creamy spunk. Then the whole thing further chugged down the depravity train to full-on virtually fucking each other. I happened to have my feeldoe dildo handy and fucked myself so hard between typing I ended up slipping on all the melted yogurt that had accumulated on the laminate flooring onto my back as my whole body shuddered and came.

Sadly, most of that wasn't caught on camera. What is here are the siren-slut call remnants from a memorable mutual masturbatory session. There's a construction crew fixing some public infrastructure in front of the house and I only have a flimsy, and admittedly ugly, lace curtain acting as a scrim between me and them. I hope they saw me moaning and reaming my hairy cunt while I fucked up my living room.

The first two clips are me circling the yogurt over my inverted nipples and spooning more over my pale skin. The last is me fucking myself, but it's only the upper half of my body. Yogurt clings to my face and tits like cum from a hundred men. It's honestly electrifying. Sorry custard, but yogurt is still my favorite substance, second only to freshly milked pussy juice. The moaning in the background is me from the Custard Cream and Me video. Only regret is not leaving the phone on record.

Although not shown, everyone came hard, and at least one person slept well after this with empty balls.